The Warnings

A 3-piece rock and roll group from Omaha, NE stripped down to the bare necessities of drums, guitar, and bass.


It was nearly December 21st, 2012. The Mayan-predicted apocalypse was nigh. The great and terrible Cthulhu had risen from his slumber to return to Earth. There was only one way to defeat him: with sweet music. CRASH! BANG! Austin Brazda's drum fills stunned the monster. Several quick, masterful strums from the bass of Reeve Johnson rendered the monster incapable of movement, and finally, the great beast was sent back to the pits of Tartarus with the sweet guitar licks provided by Adam Eschliman. After realizing that they could use the same techniques to meet attractive women, they decided to stay together and form the greatest band of all time.